What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
11.06.2025 06:17
HELLO
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Have you ever heard of the god Priapus being the same as the god Phosphorus?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Sure no problem officer.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
If babies could write, what questions would they ask on Quora?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
After a few moments he returns.
What do you think of Andrew Tate?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
{RING} {RING}
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Yes sir it is.